February 2012
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Nathan: You're giving birth to an alien!!
*stomping on it, screaming*
Kelly: It's the afterbirth, you DICKHEAD!
“there are two things that i want to do in my life, buy a house on the beach and...”
– millika (via millika)
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TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE
ROUND THE OUTSIDE,
ROUND THE OUTSIDE
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
